And now for the dumbest part of our week. Congratulations to the winners! Please hang these on your refrigerators as a source of pride.
Woman longs for waffles
5. “I can’t think of a time in my life when I haven’t longed for waffles.” — Melanie Renzulli, a Washington-based writer and newcomer to this list. Congratulations Melanie!
Journo eats sandwich
4. “Eating grocery store sub for dinner. The life of a traveling journalist.” — HuffPost’s Jason Cherkis.
Unnecessary post show buttering up
3. “Thanks @NewDay for hosting an @AP reunion with @JohnKingCNN @jpaceDC and me. #What‘sTheLedeWalter?” — National Journal’s national correspondent and serial tweeter Ron Fournier.
Someone actually hates the book This Town
2. “If you managed to read more than 50 pages of #ThisTown, you’re the worst (unless you’re a journo, in which case you’re already the worst)” — Washington Examiner‘s online editor Justin Green.
Meghan McCain caused the LA earthquakes (and this is not a fat joke)
1. “I have lived in LA two weeks and there have been two earthquakes since I arrived.” — Meghan McCain, daughter of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.).