Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Laura Bush, Tony Romo, Tony Romo’s hot wife, Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett and Papa John (of Papa John’s) walk into a bar.
(Actually, they walked into Jerry Jones’ private box at AT&T Stadium and sat down to watch the NCAA championship, but that doesn’t exactly have the same ring to it.)
There hasn’t been such a large gathering of distraught white people since they announced that guacamole shortage at Chipotle.
