Kate Upton completely betrayed her best assets.
In an interview with UK’s The Sun (via the New York Post) over the weekend, the model said that she constantly wishes her boobs were smaller.
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” she told the paper, which was completely rewritten into British people speak.
“Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up,” she said of the physical feature that has made her rich and famous. “But the grass is always greener!”
She then mused that it would be much better if her breasts were removable, like earrings, which sounds really painful: “If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.”