A Very Short History of Amnesty

Mickey Kaus Columnist
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Oldest CW: Illegals are streaming in. They’re here and they aren’t going back. So we must pass amnesty.

Newer CW: The illegals have stopped coming! They’re even going back. We won’t see another big wave, so we can pass amnesty now!

Newest  CW: Wait. A huge new wave of illegals is coming! So pass amnesty, dammit!