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5 Dumbest Tweets of the Week

And now for the dumbest part of our week…

No one likes an ass kisser

5. “The only thing better than procrastinating by reading @Slate is procrastinating by reading Slate+” — Jordan Weissman, economy writer for Slate. Ugh, he writes for Slate no less.

File under: Who cares? 

4. “Everyone in my doctor’s office is a man and three of them have goatees.” — Heidi N. Moore, a repeat offender on this list. She writes for The Guardian.

Amazing: A humblebrag and disgusting 

3. “The stage of reporting where you realize you’ve chewed two of your fingernails.” — Spencer Ackerman, U.S. National Security Editor, The Guardian


2. “Do yourself a favor before you leave the office and unfollow this idiot -> @jgreendc” — Washington Examiner‘s Justin Green. And, weirdly, this: “I know it’s only Thursday, but a few #FF recommendations: 1) @jgreendc 2) @jgreendc 3) @jgreendc” (If you see him today, please give him a hug. He doesn’t know what he wants.)

Terrible in so many ways 

1. “Alright. I just got home from the gym and I smell like a foot. Brb.” — Gene Demby, of the blog