DC Trawler

New Poll Shows America Is More Racist Than Ever

As we all know, racism is the only possible explanation for any criticism of President Barack Obama. If you have any problem whatsoever with his disastrous policies, his unethical behavior, his ludicrous lies, his petulant sneering, or anything else about him, you are a teabagging, cross-burning, Jim Crow racist.

And there sure are a hell of a lot of you out there.

Dan Balz and Peyton M. Craighill, WaPo:

Democrats face serious obstacles as they look to the November elections, with President Obama’s approval rating at a new low and a majority of voters saying they prefer a Congress in Republican hands to check the president’s agenda, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.

Obama’s approval rating fell to 41 percent, down from 46 percent through the first three months of the year and the lowest of his presidency in Post-ABC News polls. Just 42 percent approve of his handling of the economy, 37 percent approve of how he is handling the implementation of the Affordable Care Act and 34 percent approve of his handling of the situation involving Ukraine and Russia.

Why so racist, America?

I think the solution here is clear: They should stop doing polls, because polls are racist. And because Obama’s unpopularity — among racists, anyway — will hurt the Democrats in November, we should cancel those elections because they’re racist.

You know what else is racist? Term limits. What, you’re going to kick the guy out of the White House in 2017 just because he’s black? Way to be racist, racists!

In fact, just talking about this is racist. Anything you say about it is racist, because you’re a racist.

Racist. Racist, racist, racist.