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5 Dumbest Tweets Of The Week

Betsy Rothstein Gossip blogger
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And now for the dumbest part of our week…

Classic example of why do we need to know? 

5. “I’m not complaining, but I have cake in my hair.” — ThinkProgressEsther Lee.

Sharing health problems is always fun! 

4. “The best part of shoulder pain is how it hurts non-stop.” — RedState contributor and filmmaker Ben Howe, who could’ve also won this esteemed award for this tweet: “STARBUCKS!” Or this one: “DISNEY WORLD!”

Like public burping, just unnecessary 

3. “This has been a very long week. #fact” — NationalReviewOnline‘s Jonah Goldberg.

A 13-year-old girl’s laughter 

2. “LOLOLOLOL” — The Daily Surge‘s  Jason Matterra in reaction to a story about a man in a gorilla costume mistaken for an animal and shot up with a tranquilizer.

For using the worst “word” ever invented: whatevs  

1. “You could probably argue one of these dudes doesn’t belong but whatevs.” — Dan Steinberg, Washington Post sports blogger.

Runner up: “For the few now trolling the Civil War, I don’t have the words …” — National Journal national reporter and serial tweeter Ron Fournier, apparently scolding trolls. Really? This is what it’s come to?