5. Glad to hear it! (eye roll)
“I have no smallpox jokes.” — Washington Examiner‘s Justin Green in reaction to the news that 6 vials of the disease surfaced in a cardboard box at NIH.
“R” — NYT‘s Mark Leibovich (an exciting newcomer on the list!)
3. Really unappealing food tweets: Who wants to eat this?
“Tired of pie? Try this rhubarb curd instead” — Slate.
2. Corny gloating minus any semblance of real humor = Not Necessary
“Good morning. It’s 55 degrees and sunny where I’m at in #Michigan. Enjoy your day.” — National Journal‘s serial tweeter Ron Fournier.
1. Ironically, a boring and redundant question
“When did the Internet get so boring and redundant?” — Politico‘s Dylan Byers.