Jersey Shore Star JWoww Gives Birth To Daughter

Kaitlan Collins White House Correspondent

Americans everywhere are now seriously considering China’s one-child policy after “Jersey Shore” star Jennifer Farley, known only as JWoww, has given birth.

TMZ reports that the MTV star and fiance Roger Mathews had a daughter Sunday, and named her Meilani Alexandra Mathews. Let’s just hope the baby doesn’t get a terrible nickname like her mother or her co-star, Snooki, who is pregnant with her second child.

JWoww arrives at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles