OJ Simpson Is Really Obsessed With Kim Kardashian

Seth Richardson Contributor
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Remember Rob Kardashian? He was one of the lawyers who got OJ Simpson off of a murder rap. Well now Juice has a strange obsession with his former lawyer’s daughter, Kim.

Radar Online reports that according to a prison insider, Simpson is infatuated with Kim’s Playboy photos. He has them plastered to his wall with what I really hope is tape, but knowing OJ it could be any number of bodily fluids.

“He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates,” the insider said.

Also, he really wants to bang her and doesn’t care if she’s a married mother.

“As long as I am in prison, I can’t be with her so Kanye can have her for now,” Simpson allegedly told the insider. “But when I get out she’s mine.”

Nothing too creepy. She’s obviously an attractive, grown woman and knows how to flaunt her sexuality. Pretty sure she made an instructional video about it. Nothing strange about it at all. Lot’s of guys have the exact same feeling.

“O.J. said he always thought was a cute girl when she was younger,” the source said, “but it has only been since he’s been in prison his infatuation with her has grown to a full-blown obsession.”

Well alright then. I guess I was wrong. I’ve seen plenty of cute kids grow up to beautiful ladies and never once have I had the “I’m gonna get you” attitude OJ’s got.

Maybe it’s time Kim K armed herself. Like with a ballistic missile or something, because time has shown once the Juice wants something, he won’t stop until he gets it. Murder? Check. Memorabilia? Check. An obscene amount of junk food in prison? Check. (RELATED: OJ Simpson Reportedly Balloons To 300 Pounds In Prison)

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