Lindsay Lohan Reveals She Is Really, Really Bad At Math

Kaitlan Collins White House Correspondent
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Lindsay Lohan can’t do simple math.

This should come as no surprise from Lohan, who has had a long term relationship with rehab, spent more time in Los Angeles courtrooms than movie sets, and has violated her probation four times. But, simple math? C’mon, Lohan, we were rooting for you!

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Lohan is preparing to make her theatrical debut in David Mamet’s “Speed-the-Plow,” and in an interview with Daily Mail, revealed her inability to comprehend numbers, with the “ever-present” cigarette in hand.

“I’ve been doing this for 23 years, I’m 28. I’ve been doing this since I was three, which is weird.”

No, what’s weird is that 28 minus 23 is actually five and not three. Of course, Lohan’s extensive drug use, alcohol abuse, and fondness for orange jumpsuits could be to blame for her impaired math skills.

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In a 2013 interview with Oprah Winfrey, Lohan revealed that alcohol was her “drug of choice,” but that sometimes she mixed it up and added cocaine in too, but only “10-15 times.” She had originally said she used cocaine three or four times, but, once again revealing her troubled past with mathematics, admitted it was over double that.

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I guess that’s what “two DUIs, six arrests, seven car accidents, 14 days in jail, and six rehab stints” will get you.

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