Everybody loves a good twerk-off. I don’t care what anyone says about degrading society. They watched the video and enjoyed it. Don’t lie, you’re only harming yourself.
So what happens when it’s a bad twerk-off? Well it’s sort of like pizza, almost always good no matter what. Except this stuff from the Magic Delta Fest in Romania. Nothing magic about it. No form. No passion. Just a downright bad showing. Go ahead and watch the video, there’s a great surprise at the end.
WHAT? IS THIS A KIDS’ SHOW? THEIR YOUNG EYES SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE HORROR! I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT NO MAGIC BEING INVOLVED BECAUSE THIS IS VOLDEMORT LEVEL BLACK MAGIC!
How are the future strippers of the world going to grow up knowing what to do if they watch these terrible Romanian chicks twerk. It’s disgraceful. And I’m something of a twerking connoisseur. I’ve seen Miley live. I know my stuff.
I’ll be starting a Kickstarter later today to raise money to fly these poor Romanian kids to somewhere where they know what they’re doing. This isn’t a joke people. I don’t want to have to make one of those Sarah McLachlan videos about Romanian kids not knowing how to twerk. Let’s just raise the funds and get them to this dance studio pronto. (Video probably NSFW, but it’s Friday so enjoy it).