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Terrible Taylor Swift Is Still Terrible [VIDEO]

Kaitlan Collins Contributor
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It has been a peaceful two years since Taylor Swift, high school freshman disguised as a 24-year-old serial dater, released any music, but the millionaire country singer has now produced a pop song, which means another music video, and another album.

Somehow, believe it or not, it has gotten worse.

Here’s proof.

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

The former girlfriend of Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Cory Monteith, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles released her chirpy single “Shake It Off” during a Yahoo! livestream Monday night, and it includes a whole lot her crawling between the legs of twerkers, ballerinas, cheerleaders, and a Taylor Swift-Skrillex lookalike.

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

And this.

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

Then her thrusting in a tutu.

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

The brilliant and constantly surprised lyricist is back and darker than ever.

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

(Photo: YouTube screen capture)

“I stay up too late/ Got nothing in my brain”

“Cause the players gonna play, play, play/ And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate”

Watch:

Her fifth album, titled “1989” after the terrible year she was born, comes out Oct. 27.