Nats Fan Will Trade Playoff Tickets For Two Chicks At The Same Time

Seth Richardson Contributor
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HEYOOOOO! Gotta love Craigslist. Apartments, used TVs, potentially dangerous hookers? They’ve got it.

And now they’ve got Washington Nationals tickets for trade. All you have to do is be two women ready to get down with a “24-year-old athletic guy.”

Photo Credit: Screenshot/Craigslist

Photo Credit: Screenshot/Craigslist

First of all, every guy on the internet is 24 and athletic. I’m 24 and athletic on the internet and look at me.

Note: I'm the penguin

Note: I’m the penguin

Second, this has to be someone slightly famous. I mean Diamond Club? That’s the real deal right there. Free beer and wine as well as gourmet food? Totally falling on that sword if I was qualified (pun not intended, but I’m leaving it because it’s funny).

The big question remains, who is this mystery person. I’ve got two candidates.

RG3 has to be the prime suspect. He doesn’t want to be seen in public because he’s embarrassed his bones are made of fine china. Plus with Cousins starting, the ladies department must be pretty empty for him.

The sleeper pick is John Wall. A star in his own right, he’s got no real reason to make a trade like this. My only proof is that he’ll be in Chicago on Tuesday for and NBA preseason game. He doesn’t need the money, so why not trade it for the one thing every guy with $1 million wants.

Unfortunately the post was flagged for removal. I’m guessing the mods of Craigslist simply took him up on his offer.

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