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If You Need An Apartment In Dallas And You Don’t Mind A Little Ebola…

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You’re in luck!


This is an actual thing that is happening in real life. As WaPo characterizes it, “No gloves, no masks: Dallas officials send a message of calm amid Ebola fears.”

Good call. Remember, the Ebola is more scared of you than you are of it. Do not make direct eye contact with the Ebola, and back away slowly and carefully. Do not run.

Congratulations in advance to the next tenant. After a long day, there’s nothing like coming home and slipping into a nice, cozy hazmat suit.

(Hat tip: Twitchy)