Amanda Bynes Has A Microchip Inside Her Head, Says Amanda Bynes

Kaitlan Collins Contributor
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In further proof that Amanda Bynes has completely lost her damn mind, the 28-year-old actress, fresh off another DUI charge, told t magazine that she believes she has a microchip inside of her head.

Not only that, she wants everyone who reads her mind to give her one dollar. Pretty good bargain. (RELATED: Amanda Bynes Gets DUI, Again)

(Photo: Splash News)

(Photo: Splash News)

From the interview:

The most disconcerting of her erratic behavior was when Amanda told In Touch’s reporter she believes she has a microchip in her head. “I want a dollar a day from every person who [is] reading my mind,'” she told the reporter.

Every time Bynes has been photographed lately, she has been covering her the right side of her face. InTouch said Bynes insists she needs a nose job.

“I look so hideous. Everyone can use a little plastic surgery.”

Bynes, who said she has thought of becoming a plastic surgeon, also has a nipple ring, which she showed the reporter, obviously.

From the story:

Amanda talked to herself. She rambled about her desperate need for more plastic surgery. She took off her top to show off her nipple ring.

(Photo: Getty Images)

(Photo: Getty Images)

Though everything Bynes says is 100 percent truthful and not at all doubtful, she also told the publication earlier this week that she is engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop employee named Caleb.

“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged. Get away from me.”

Best of luck with that, Caleb. (RELATED: Amanda Bynes Kicked Out)

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