Pitbull Named Host Of American Music Awards

Kaitlan Collins White House Correspondent
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In the most terrible news ever, professional slimeball Pitbull gets to host the American Music Awards in Los Angeles again this November, meaning the show will probably consist of him shouting “Mr. Worldwide!” and “Mr. 305” and “Dale” for three hours.

Pitbull announced the news Monday.

“The harder I work, the luckier I get. Thank you ABC and dick clark productions for the amazing opportunity — more than anything let’s get ready to have fun. Dale!”

It gets worse. Pitbull will also perform a song from his forthcoming album, “Globalization.”

It would be more exciting if an actual pit bull was hosting the awards show.

(Photo: Getty Images)

(Photo: Getty Images)

The AMAs air on ABC Nov. 23.