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Wendy Davis: No, Seriously, Greg Abbott Wants To Ban His Own Marriage

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Don’t let us interrupt, Wendy. Keep talking.

Absolutely. And why won’t he tell us when he stopped beating his Mexican-American wife?

Plus, did you know he’s in a wheelchair? Wendy hasn’t mentioned it this week, but he is. Note: She’s not in a wheelchair.

Oh, and he’s against dildos. Alex Griswold reports:

In an emailed press release, Wendy Davis For Governor passed along an article from progressive magazine The Texas Observer entitled “Greg Abbott: Dildos? Against ‘em. Interracial Marriage? No Comment.” The piece attacks Abbott for his supposed reluctance to say whether he’d defend interracial marriage and his defense of Texas’ ban on the sale of sex toys.

Vote for Wendy! A chicken in every pot, and a dildo in every… well, wherever.