Awful Jets Now Driving Children Toward Alcoholism [VIDEO]

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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The New York Jets are the laughing stock of the National Football League.

When you get rid of Mark Sanchez, you’d expect your team to improve, but apparently the Jets have gotten even worse.

The Butt Fumble… classic Sanchez

Despite scoring a whopping 10 fourth-quarter points, Gang Green fell to the Miami Dolphins in an epic Monday Night Football snooze-fest. At 2-10, New York is downright awful. They can’t win with Mike Vick. They can’t win with Geno Smith. Rex Ryan looks like a shoe-in for the unemployment line.

And now they’re driving the next generation of Gang Green to this.


That’s right. New York is so pitiful they’re forcing their youngest aficionados to hit the bottle. Tragic.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Isn’t that beer just one of nine empties, downed by this kid’s soul-crushed, Jets-fan father?

I doubt it. This young man is clearly bombed. I mean, he’s way too happy to be at the Meadow Lands for starters. The Jets need to step it up. If not for the sanctity of the NFL, at least do it for the future of America’s youth.