It’s fitting that the Democrats still believe in Santa. A magical dude who gives you everything you want, all wrapped up with a bow, as long as you don’t ask any questions? It’s not a holiday, it’s their entire party platform.
That’s why we have this heartwarming yuletide message from the smart people who are better than we are:
I clicked the link so you don’t have to:
Awwww. November 4 really stung ’em, huh? Haters gonna hate! 🙂
It’s only $30, and it’s supporting a really terrible cause. Be sure to give them even more of your money today, suckers.