Has Hanging With Smokeshow Emmanuelle Chriqui Made Aaron Rodgers Even Better?

The Green Bay Packers sit atop the latest iteration of ESPN’s National Football League power rankings, and no one in the league is playing better than QB Aaron Rodgers.

On a side note, Emmanuelle Chriqui just posted a photo of her hanging out with Rodgers on Instagram.

Wait, wait, wait. Emmanuelle Chriqui who plays Sloan on “Entourage” and moonlights as the woman of my dreams?

It all makes sense now! Sloan’s hotness must be rubbing off on Aaron’s already red-hot throwing arm and has turned him into some kind of super hot, touchdown-throwing machine.

We need verification. Let’s check in with Instagram.

Ok, so I’ve learned two things from my investigation.

1) There’s literally no evidence that suggests Ms. Chriqui is improving Mr. Rodgers’ on-field performance. That being said, there’s also no evidence that suggests she ISN’T helping. I mean, there’s no way having her in your corner could hurt, right?

2) Sloan — err, Emmanuelle — is still my No. 1 hottest chick in the universe. Nothing more. Nothing less.

I feel ya, bro.