Ever wonder what All-Pro defensive end J.J. Watt sounds like in-between punishing opposing offenses?
Here’s your chance.
WATCH:
Can you say muscle-bound Earnest Hemingway?
He just spit out so many classic one-liners I think my head might explode.
“All I know is, if you mess with me, you got problems! That’s all I know.”
“Make sure you got a good view. Get some popcorn. Maybe some JuJu Beans, a slushie. A Snowcap, perhaps? Maybe some snowcaps? I don’t know. You’re gonna want to be comfortable today. Enjoy the show.”
I can’t wait to use these guys in my first flag-football game of the 2015 season. Only 32 days until Jan. 4.
Snowcaps and surfboard sack celebrations. J.J. says “jump,” and I ask “how high?”
