DUI Queen Lindsay Lohan Now Sells Insurance

Kaitlan Collins Contributor
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Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab five times and logged 250 days there, been to court 20 times, violated her probation four times and has been sentenced to six months in prison. And all of that obviously makes her the prime candidate to sell you insurance.

Yes, her latest business endeavor is shooting commercials for Esurance, the auto insurance company under the Allstate umbrella.

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Let’s recall some of the things the 28 year old has been arrested for in her short time here on Earth:

  • May 2007: Driving under the influence and in possession of cocaine
  • May 2010: Probation revoked after skipping court date to attend Cannes film festival
  • September 2010: Hits a baby stroller with her car
  • September 2010: Fails drug test because she had cocaine in her system
  • February 2011: Accused of stealing $2,500 necklace
  • March 2012: Sideswipes car outside club in Hollywood; flees the scene
  • September 2012: Hits a man with her car in New York; flees the scene

As if her rap sheet isn’t enough of a reason why she should not be in this business, the girl has got more mugshots than I have school pictures.

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At least she’s experienced? (RELATED: It’s Been A While Since Lindsay Lohan Went Topless)

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