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Breitbart News Admires Donald Trump’s Toilet

Betsy Rothstein Gossip blogger
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How fitting.

Breitbart News was somewhere in the anal cavity of Donald Trump‘s $100 million golden plane Monday in Myrtle Beach as the would-be candidate made a splash about what a Trump presidential would entail. Trump was there with other potential GOP candidates to give a speech at the South Carolina Tea Party Convention.

Not surprisingly, the reporter was Matthew Boyle, who Trump can call on anytime he wants him. Kind of like Bloomberg PoliticsMark Halperin, except shorter, bigger cheeks and right wing. Some may recall the story that Trump spoon fed to baby Boyle to exact revenge on BuzzFeed‘s McKay Coppins for the profile piece he and his camp loathed. Some close to Trump have referred to Coppins’ piece as “dog shit” reporting. At the time, Breitbart News might as well have turned the entire site over to Trump — here, publish whatever you want Mr. Trump!

The same goes for Boyle’s story published Monday in which he can be seen bowing to The Donald.

Without even a trace of irony or questioning the seriousness of a Trump presidential campaign, Boyle writes about the “very, very serious thought” Trump is giving to a White House bid.

He even makes it seem like Trump is giving him quite an exclusive when, in fact, gobs of reporters from local and national news affiliates were on that 14-carot plane Monday. “What separates him from other candidates, Trump told Breitbart News, is the ‘fact that I can get things done.'”

Again, no questioning of Trump. Hmmm….like what kinds of things?

Boyle took in his surroundings like spiritual TV personality Iyanla Vanzant inhaling Oprah‘s fumes.

“Trump’s plane has a bedroom, several side rooms with couches, and many luxury white leather seats. There’s a golden sink, and full staff, along with mini-kitchen and well-kept bathroom. On a tour of the plane, Trump’s pilot, John Duncan, told Breitbart News what it’s like flying the magnate: ‘It’s the best.'”

Don’t doubt Boyle’s reporting. A well-kept bathroom says everything about a man.