Drop whatever you’re doing and listen up because this is easily the most important news you’ll hear all day.
Kansas City Chiefs backup quarterback Aaron Murray has reportedly called off his engagement to NBC Kansas City anchor Kacie McDonnell. As one Dawg to another, my heart goes out to the former Georgia star, but oh wait a minute, I TAKE IT ALL BACK BECAUSE THIS MEANS KACIE’S BACK ON THE OPEN MARKET, BABY! LET’S FREAKIN’ GO!!!!!
McDonnell moved from Philly — where she used to be a reporter for the local Fox affiliate — to Kansas City this past off season to be with Murray, but let’s be honest, she’s way too hot to be hitched to a backup.
I mean, come on. 0-100 real quick.
I’m sorry, but did you say something? I’m busy packing my bags and moving to Kansas City; it might be a long-shot, but my odds of wife-ing up this goddess will never be better than they are right now.