It’s not often a scandal so easily, and universally, lends itself to double entendre like “Deflategate” does. As such, during Tom Brady’s press conference people took to Twitter to express their creativity with jokes about balls. Here are some of the best, many of which are direct Brady quotes.
He should have walked off the podium…came back, leaned into the mic, and said “balls” before walking off again.
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) January 22, 2015
"Squeezing the balls isn't part of my process." Horrible presser. Ill-advised. Didn't help himself. #BradysBalls
— Lizbertarian (@lizbuddie) January 22, 2015
Let’s wrap up the National Discussion About Balls so we can get back to being offended that YouTube stars are talking to Obama.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) January 22, 2015
Every other country in the world is looking at us right now and going, "Really? They're the Superpower left? They're talking about balls."
— Agent Susan (@marypoppins68) January 22, 2015
The issue I have is there is a man with 11 balls running around out there somewhere with all the answers to #DeflateGate.
— EricFromSpringfield (@EricFromSpfld) January 22, 2015
— mr. big dubya (@mrbigdubya) January 22, 2015
If I wanted to read about deflated balls, I'd subscribe to Steroids Illustrated #DeflateGate
— Mike. (@Mike2TheNyc) January 22, 2015
If we can let a team deflate its balls all hope for society is lost
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) January 22, 2015
"I'm not squeezing the balls" http://t.co/esU8ugKJRd <– Good. Squeezing the balls hurts a bit if you squeeze to hard
— StreetHistory (@streethistory) January 22, 2015
I'd like to personally thank the NFL for giving us a reason to says balls in every single meeting today. #Ballghazi
— Erica Friedlander (@EricaBeth77) January 22, 2015
Brady leaves the podium to drive to his Back Bay mansion and unbelievably attractive wife; journos scribble "balls" & then get laid off
— Roddy Boyd (@BoydRoddy) January 22, 2015
— Austin Dietz (@Choobalka17) January 22, 2015
Great line: "We're gonna need bigger balls." jpodhoretz: Twitter hasn't sunk to this level since Sharknado Night.”
— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) January 22, 2015
I've been preparing my whole life for all of these balls jokes
— Ruthless Sports Guy (@Ruthless_Sports) January 22, 2015
And finally, it wouldn’t be complete without a Joe Biden joke.
"Did Tom Brady just say some guys like older balls?" pic.twitter.com/76MLRx8nDn
— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) January 22, 2015