It was a long parade of swimsuits, sequined dresses, questionable musical performances and lots of product placement during the Miss Universe pageant in Miami Sunday night, but after three hours someone finally won!
Miss USA, Miss Netherlands, Miss Ukraine, Miss Jamaica (who said Bob Marley was her country’s greatest contribution to the world) and Miss Colombia were the final five contestants.
Though there were some language barriers during the final question segment, with Miss Netherlands slipping up and saying she was an “ambassador for child prostitution,” these were the five women to make it through.
Paulina Vega — Miss Colombia — won, and Miss USA was the first runner-up.
But we all know it should have been Miss USA.
I mean, look at her.