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Breitbart, Not WaPo, Is Donald Trump’s EXCLUSIVE Outlet At CPAC

May 27, 2014. (Photo: JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

Betsy Rothstein Gossip blogger
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Breitbart News has the EXCLUSIVE news that professional presidential teaser Donald Trump is headed to CPAC this year. It’s not really EXCLUSIVE news at all as spokesmen were chirping out the news Thursday. But what you can expect from the right-wing outlet is that Trump will get whatever the hell coverage he wants and it’ll all be positive.

No, it’ll be gushing.

No offense to journalists who are doing real work over there (and there are some), Trump can practically write his own stories for Breitbart at this point. It’s even rumored that a certain reporter there whose name sounds like BOIL has his cell phone number and brags about it.

CPAC announced Friday: “First, as exclusively reported by Breitbart this morning, Donald Trump will be speaking at CPAC this year!”

The Washington Post, meanwhile, has to be on Trump’s shit list. The headline on Aaron Blake‘s story Friday morning screams, “Everybody Hates Donald Trump.”

So unless the real estate mogul is calling Jeff Bezos a loser or declaring reporters like Blake hacks, don’t expect a kind word out of Trump about WaPo.

When reached by phone, Nunberg had no comment for The Mirror. But he did point out that Blake defended Jeb Bush poll numbers earlier in the week.