Friday the 13th is a day for bad luck and bad movies. So as you avoid ladders, black cats and psychopaths with machetes and goalie masks, those things are not nearly as likely to harm you as a car, truck or train.
In the interest of educating you on the real dangers out there everyday, I present this video of people who came within inches of being creamed by all manner of fast-moving vehicles and walked away without a scratch (though maybe a heart attack).