DC Trawler

Party On, Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Can you bear to listen to the sound of Barack Obama’s droning voice without a few drinks in you? Well, you’re not alone.

Madeleine Morgenstern, The Blaze:

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted that she wasn’t “100 percent sober” when she dozed off during President Barack Obama’s State of the Union this year.

“The audience for the most part is awake, because they’re bobbing up and down, and we sit there, stone-faced, sober judges. But we’re not, at least I wasn’t, 100 percent sober,” Ginsburg told an audience at George Washington University in Washington, D.C., Thursday night.

Which was why this happened:

Not only does this explain Ginsburg’s napping during Obama’s boring speech, but her entire decision-making process.

The Supreme Crunk!