Viacom has never rebroadcast Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s Rally to Restore Sanity, nor is it available via home video. That’s probably because it was just so good, so funny, so era-definingly and conservative-DESTROYingly awesome that mere mortals can’t handle more than one viewing.
That’s just my opinion, and you teabaggers are free to be stupid enough to disagree. But if you’re the sort of person who’s willing to scroll through a liveblog of an event from 5 years ago, I think you’ll find plenty of evidence that Jon Stewart is the most important pundit and finest comedic mind of this century. Or any century.
I hope my humble observations about this history-making event will bring back many fond memories.
Ladies and gentlemen: The Liveblog to Restore Whatever.
Whew.
And remember this: If you have anything bad to say about Jon Stewart, he makes a lot more money than you. His salary makes him right. You’re just jealous. Rich people are better than the rest of us, as long as they’re not Republicans.