In recent years, the on-going battle between “healthy” and “yummy” has been dominated by the former.
Luckily, baseball is here to save the day. On Wednesday, the Milwaukee Brewers announced they would be selling “Doritos-crusted” nachos on a stick, and I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be horrified or in awe of this monstrosity.
You’ve just got to see it to believe it.
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The Brewers aren’t the only team looking to the calorie consumption in the stands this season. Here’s seven other new items that will help baseball fans stretch their waistlines.
Pulled Pork Parfait — Milwaukee Brewers
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Chicken-Fried Corn on the Cob — Texas Rangers
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Churro Dog — Arizona Diamondbacks
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Doughnut Dog — Wilmington Blue Rocks
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Krispy Kreme Burger — Gateway Grizzlies
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Big Mother Funnel Burger — Timber Rattlers
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Pot Brownies — Colorado Rockies
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This last one isn’t necessarily as unhealthy as the other options, but it will definitely lead fans to eating way more than they usually do.