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#NotAllMuslims Plot To Join ISIS, Kill Americans, Etc.

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Before you read the following item, please remember:

  1. Not all Muslims are terrorists
  2. The Islamic State is not Islamic
  3. Words are meaningless, as is everything else

Adam Goldman, WaPo:

Authorities arrested an Illinois Army National Guardsman after he attempted to travel to Libya and fight with the Islamic State as well as the soldier’s cousin who was plotting to attack a U.S. military installation and kill scores, federal prosecutors announced Thursday.

Hasan Rasheed Edmonds, 22, and his cousin Jonas Marcel ­Edmonds, 29, both of Aurora, Ill., were charged with conspiring to provide material support to a terrorist organization…

It’s unclear how Hasan ­Edmonds first came to the attention of the FBI, but last year an undercover agent sent him a message on Facebook, according to a criminal complaint. In response, Edmonds said he was trying to get all his “affairs in order and get my funds up for the plunge.”

“I want to make sure my affairs here are set before leaving to give my all for this deen” or faith, he said.

Which faith is that? We don’t know. We can’t know. We’ll never know.

Edmonds may very well have been talking about Paula Deen. More than likely, she drove him to take up arms against Americans. After all, he and his cousin are black, and Deen has said the n-word out loud at least once that we know about. If you don’t think they deserve justice for that, why are you a racist?

Yeah. Yeah, I really like this theory. Paula Deen is driving Americans toward ISIS! Pass it on.