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I Tell MSNBC Why I Deserve A Raise [VIDEO]

Patrick Howley Political Reporter
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In director Grae Stafford’s latest, Daily Caller reporter Patrick Howley submits his entry to MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski’s “Grow Your Value” video contest, in which participants explain to Mika why they deserve a cash bonus from their employer.

“Upload a 60-second video of yourself telling Mika why you deserve a bonus,” according to the contest rules. “Mika will personally choose the three finalists who will then have the opportunity to make their pitch LIVE on stage at a Know Your Value event for the chance to win $10,000.”

The contest, of course, is for women, because women like Katie Couric are just all super suffering in this economy while evil patriarchal men are throwing hundreds on the fire while drinking Hennessy. But Howley makes a strong case for his candidacy.

A once-promising political reporter, Howley is now in the middle of a steep Tara Reid-esque career slide marked by heavy drinking, reduced productivity, and dropping web traffic. So…perfect time to ask for a bonus!

Here’s his case for why he deserves more cash.

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