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Why Don’t You Leave Hillary Clinton Alone So She Can Run For President?

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Don’t talk about the issues, or Hillary Clinton will say you’re not talking about the issues.

Annie Karni, Politico:

Hillary Clinton on Monday attacked the crowded field of Republican presidential contenders for making her the focus of their campaigns.

“I think it’s worth noting that Republicans seem to be talking only about me,” she told reporters after her first roundtable in New Hampshire, which took place at a family-owned wooden toy company in Keene. “I don’t know what they’d talk about if I weren’t in the race.”

Um… maybe they’d talk about whoever was in the race? Isn’t that what tends to happen during a political campaign?

We’re barely a week into Clinton’s campaign, and she’s already falling apart. With over 18 months to go until the 2016 presidential election, the Democrats have put all their eggs in one basket case.

It’s bad enough that she’s been bumbling around, robotically reciting the blandest possible talking points because she has no accomplishments to run on. (Unless you consider taking a bribe to be an accomplishment.) Now she’s actually whining because those mean Republicans are saying stuff about her that she can’t deny, because it’s true.

Waahhhhh! Boo-hoo!! That gesture where it looks like you’re wringing tears out of your eyes!!!

Hey, it worked last time:

Hillary 2016: 🙁