DC Trawler

Carly Fiorina Is Running For President Even Though There’s Already A Woman In The Race

Well now, this is very problematic. Everybody knows that Hillary Clinton is going to be the first female President of the United States. It’s the only reason to vote for her. So, how is it helpful to have two women in the race???

Reid J. Epstein, WSJ:

Carly Fiorina plans to launch her presidential campaign on May 4, in an online announcement that dispenses with the pageantry that has become de rigueur in 2016 White House runs.

Instead, Mrs. Fiorina, the former chief executive of Hewlett-Packard Co., will formally declare her Republican campaign online and hold a conference call for the national press, according to a person with knowledge of the campaign’s plans.

How convenient. Now the Rethuglicans can sneer, “See? We don’t hate women. We’ve got a woman running for president!” As if that means anything. This is just a sneak attack in their ongoing #WarOnWomen. How repulsive.

Just more proof, if you need it, that we live in a rape culture.

I don’t need to know anything about Fiorina’s accomplishments, opinions, or ideas to know that we can’t allow her to become the first POTUS sans penis. It’s just too confusing. Hillary was there first. We must stop Fiorina!

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