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#NotAllMuslims Plot Frankfurt Terror Attack

Another day, another terrorist plot that has no connection whatsoever to any other terrorist plot.

Why would these people want to do such a thing? What possible motive could they have?

Reuters:

Police in southern Germany have prevented a planned Islamist attack, a German newspaper reported today, adding that a married couple had been arrested overnight after weapons and explosives were found in their home.

Police said a news conference on the operation in the town of Oberursel, near Germany’s financial capital Frankfurt, was scheduled for 4.30 p.m.

The Die Welt newspaper only identified the couple by their first names and initial – Halil and Senay D. The paper’s website said Halil had links to the Salafist scene in Frankfurt and the al Qaeda network.

Well, no clues there. Hmmmm…

I know! Frankfurt has that bicycle rally coming up. Maybe these terrorists just hate bicycles? They’re probably teabaggers — or Teebeutel-ers, I suppose — and therefore they’re climate deniers. So they’re trying to scare bicyclists back into their Gaia-destroying cars.

Yeah, I like this theory. They hate bicycles, they hate the planet, and they’re pretending to be Muslims as part of a false-flag operation. (Would you really put it past those evil Christians?) And of course, the German authorities are in collusion, being the Nazis that they are.

Can you prove that’s not how it happened?

(Hat tip: Ed Morrissey)