If you won an Oscar, where would you keep it? On your mantle, so you can stare at it every day when you get home? Or maybe on a table in the foyer, so when dinner guests visit it’s the first thing they see? What about in a crib in that spare bedroom you’re not using?

Natalie Portman doesn’t do any of these, because the actress recently confessed that she has no idea where hers is.

Not a clue.

Yes, Portman has misplaced her eight and a half pound, gold-plated britannium statue that she won for her role in 2010’s “Black Swan.”

“I don’t know where it is. I think it’s in the safe or something. I don’t know,” Portman said in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter.

“I haven’t seen it in a while. I mean, Darren actually said to me something when we were in that whole thing that resonated so deeply. I was reading the story of Abraham to my child and talking about, like, not worshipping false idols. And this is literally like gold men. This is lit­er­ally worshipping gold idols—if you worship it. That’s why it’s not displayed on the wall. It’s a false idol.”