Chris Pratt Offers A Hilarious Precautionary Apology In Case He Offends Anyone, Ever

Kaitlan Collins White House Correspondent
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Even though he’s done nothing wrong, Chris Pratt is apologizing.

Think of it as a preemptive apology, Pratt says in a new Facebook post, ahead of his “Jurassic World” press tour.

The 35-year-old posted his sincere, but vague apology on Facebook over the weekend, and said he is “not in the business of making excuses.”

Chris Pratt apologizes

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“I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).” (RELATED: Chris Pratt Is Pro-Gun And Anti-Coyote)

“To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter.”

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld…

Posted by Chris Pratt on Friday, May 22, 2015

We forgive you, Chris Pratt. (RELATED: People Are Freaking Out Because Jeremy Renner Called A Fictional Character A Slut)