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BREAKING! Moonlite Bunny Ranch Bans Josh Duggar

Betsy Rothstein Gossip blogger
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As if Josh Duggar‘s press could get any worse, the famed brothel out in Nevada is banning him from paying the prostitutes a visit.

In a press release Thursday, they’re calling it an “extraordinary step” to ban Duggar, who molested five of his younger sisters and a babysitter, from ever stepping foot on any of their properties. Hilariously — they cited “concerns” for the 500 prostitutes that the ranch employs.

“My number one priority has got to be the safety of my girls,” said Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch and six other Nevada brothels. “We employ 500 girls at any one time, and we’ve had tens of thousands of them come and go over the years. With the Duggars having 19 kids, it is just simple math that the odds are much greater than usual that one of their daughters might come work for us at some point. There’s no way I would ever put them or any other girl in harm’s way, should that brother of theirs come prowling around here. He’s persona non grata, starting now.”

Duggar joins a number of other disgusting, dubious celebrities that Hof has forbidden from his properties, including dog fighter Michael Vick, L.A. Clipper’s Donald Sterling, Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson and Paris Hilton.

Hof draws the line at pedophilia. For him, says the release, it’s “beyond the pale.”

He said the Bunny Ranch is safer for young girls than the Duggar household.

“Those poor girls (the Duggar sisters) were propped up on television by their Bible thumping parents to make excuses for their brother, saying that their mother and father had protected them after they became aware of the molestations by putting locks on the girls’ doors,” he said. “We don’t have locks on our girls’ doors, because we’ve never needed them. Apparently the Bunny Ranch brothel is a safer place for young girls than the Duggar household.”