Review: ‘District Doughnut’ Will Fill The Pastry-Sized Hole In Your Heart [VIDEO]

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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Pack it in, folks.

The quest to find the perfect doughnut has officially come to a close.

What’s that? You never embarked on such a journey?

We at The Daily Caller take great pride in knowing the ins-n-outs of our city. Places to drink. Places to eat. DC is our playground, and if you thought we wouldn’t find the best joint in town to purchase breakfast confectionaries, then you’ve got another thing coming.

Enter, “District Doughnut.”

According to their website, DD is “a team of chefs and entrepreneurs serving specialty doughnuts to our Nation’s Capital. We handcraft fresh doughnuts daily at our store, featuring classic and internationally-inspired flavors,” and the crew was nice enough to send over a few varieties for us to sample last week, which we have ranked below in terms of deliciousness:

1) (tie) Cannoli

1) (tie) Nutella S’mores

1) (tie) Maple Butter Pecan

1) (tie) Blueberry Glazed

1) (tie) Mocha Crunch

1) (tie) Salted Dulce de Leche

1) (tie) Vanilla Bean Glazed

1) (tie) Brown Butter

1) (tie) Milk Chocolate Glazed

1) (tie) Strawberry Glazed

Seriously, they’re so good, we wouldn’t dare to try and rank them.

Don’t believe me? What do you think, Jules?

So there you have it folks. District Doughnuts gets the full-on Daily Caller stamp of approval. We’d advise you head down to the store and try some of their creations for yourself, or if you’re feeling exceptionally lazy, you can order their fares online.

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