July 14, 2015. A day that will live in infamy.
Six world powers reached a historic agreement with Iran to limit its nuclear capabilities in exchange for the lifting of economic sanctions in Vienna Tuesday.
The deal places restrictions on Iran’s nuclear facility for the next decade, but some limits phase out after that period. In 15 years, there would be no limit on Iran’s quantity of enriched uranium, The New York Times reports. But as a signatory to the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty, Iran is supposedly committed to refraining from building a weapon.
Of course they are. They just want peace. And if you don’t think so, if you don’t trust them, they know whose fault it is:
To our neighbours: Do not be deceived by the propaganda of the warmongering Zionist regime. #Iran & its power will translate into your power
— Hassan Rouhani (@HassanRouhani) July 14, 2015
Whew. For a second there, I thought maybe this was bad news.
Don’t worry, everybody. They’re not chanting “Death to America.” They’re wishing HEALTH to America!
Hillary 2016, in one Vine: https://t.co/xyzeCuwMy5
— Kara Jones (@KaraLynneJones) July 14, 2015