I don’t know about you, but between Obama’s ongoing attempts to wipe Israel off the map and Planned Parenthood’s organ-harvesting ring, I could use a little something to lighten the mood. And nothing cheers me up quite like stories about Democrats humiliating themselves.
A 39-year-old state lawmaker from Bethesda was arrested in late June and charged with indecent exposure and trespassing after a dispute at the home of her ex-husband, according to court records.
A charging document said Del. Ariana B. Kelly (D-Mongtomery) was dropping off her children at her ex-husband’s house, in the 5300 block of Alta Vista Road in Bethesda, when she became upset that his fiancee was inside the residence. Kelly and Barak Sanford were divorced in November, according to court records…
According to the charging document, Sanford played a cellphone video for police that showed Kelly ringing the doorbell “numerous times,” exposing her breasts in the direction of Sanford’s cellphone camera and then “with one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down.”
Oh, come on, you’ve never done that?
The cops came, and Kelly demanded to be arrested. So they arrested her. Everybody wins!
I don’t think the cellphone video is publicly available (yet), but here’s the lovely Del. Kelly:
Please join me in congratulating her for striking back at the patriarchy by weaponizing her beautiful, natural body. Take that, men!!!