Donald Trump Is Too Sexy For This Tweet
It’s hinted that presidential candidate Donald Trump doesn’t really write his own tweets.
But considering the stuff he says in front of the camera, it’s fair to assume he has no problem confirming a tweet that positively assesses his sex appeal.
He may not be able to beat this one today unless he goes off on another journalist. And he’s got a bunch to choose from — ABC’s Jonathan Karl, NBC’s Chuck “Sleepy Eyes” Todd and BuzzFeed‘s McKay Coppins to name a few.
Quora.com addressed the matter of Trump’s sexiness back in April. Someone wrote in, “Is Donald Trump sexy?” The reply came from Franklin Veaux, co-author of “More Than Two: A Practical Guide To Ethical Polyamory,” who came up with this vicious response:
“Donald Trump? The Donald Trump? The annoying, subliterate troglodyte with the world’s worst hairpiece? That man does for sex appeal what the BP oil spill did for seagulls.”
Related questions about Trump on Quora ranged from “Is Donald Trump’s daughter pretty?” to “What is Donald Trump’s IQ?”
The tweet involving Trump affirming himself as sexy arrived at 5:44 a.m. Thursday.