F**k Regular Kickball, Kiddie Pool Kickball Is The Coolest [VIDEO]

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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Full disclosure: I’m not a huge fan of the kickball obsession that’s taken hold of metro-rec leagues across the country.

It’s a made-up sport that doesn’t deserve its current position in the hallowed pantheon of beer-league athletics, but if folks in D.C. started playing “Kiddie Pool Kickball,” I think I’d be willing to give it second chance.

If anything, it would be a great way to beat the heat.


“Everybody my age is playing kiddie pool kickball… It’s… the coolest!”


PS — In the face!

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