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Good News: @TheIranDeal Explains The Awesomeness Of The Iran Deal

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If you’re worried about Iran building nuclear weapons, you can relax. Now there’s an official White House Twitter account to explain why nothing bad can possibly happen!

Whew! I used to think it was a bad idea to make a bunch of concessions to a pack of fascist religious zealots who chant “Death to America” and want to build nuclear bombs. But that was before this official Twitter account reassured me that everything is going to be okay.

Never mind, everybody!