And now for the dumbest part of our week…
There is nothing “ironic” about this
5. “I’ve been sitting just short of 4000 followers for a while… but if you can read this, it’s not your doing. #irony” — Dan Isett, D.C. flack.
Being unfunny should be a crime
4. “Give Congress a wedgie?” — National Journal‘s incessant tweeter Ron Fournier in reaction to a story on what would Donald Trump do as president.
Advice Wesley Lowery gives himself that he never follows
3. “Never tweet” — WaPo race reporter Wesley Lowery.
A tweet this dumb should not be allowed
2. “Obama has been doing a lot of stuff lately.” — Jay Yarrow, executive editor, Business Insider.
And the winner is….
Unless you’re a professional food writer, no one cares what you think of peas