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Hillary 2016: Obama Defeated Her In ’08, Plus She Was Born Of Woman

In honor of Robot Day here at the DC Trawler, check out one of Hillary Clinton’s first two TV ads of the 2016 presidential campaign:

CLICK-WHIRR-I-AM-A-HUMAN-BZZT-CLICK-WHIRRRRR

You can watch the other ad, if you want to go find it. I can’t tell you what to do.

As Andrew Stiles at the Washington Free Beacon notes, it’s pretty weird that Hillary Clinton can name only two accomplishments in the last 8 years. Her kid had a kid, and:

She lost to President Obama. Seems like a bizarre choice to remind voters of the 2008 election, which got pretty ugly at times. Hillary didn’t just lose to Obama, she was brought to tears at the thought of him becoming president, and once suggested during a debate that he had ties to the terrorist group Hamas. When asked during a 60 minutes interview if Obama was a Muslim, Hillary responded: “No…as far as I know.”

Nobody’s asking her that last question anymore, because now there’s a new threat to the cult.

Oh, and did you know she had a mother? Because she had a mother. She had a father too, and she has two brothers, but the only member of her family who really matters is her mother. Her mother was a woman, and she’s a woman.

Are you a woman? Then you should vote for a woman. Well… as long as the woman isn’t a Republican.

And if you’re a man, you should vote for the woman who isn’t a Republican because it will assuage your guilt over your gender’s crimes. After all, you don’t want people to think you’re a misogynist, do you?

Hell, why do you need a reason to vote for Hillary, anyway? She married a guy who became president, and now it’s her turn. Just shut up and do as you’re told, peasant.