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Bobby Jindal’s Presidential Campaign Is Cocky As Sh*t

Betsy Rothstein Gossip blogger
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For someone who is polling less than 3 percent and only made it into the second-tier Fox News debate, this candidate’s campaign sure is high on itself.

Below is a quote that Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal‘s presidential campaign gave to BuzzFeed’s Rosie Gray.

“Unlike other candidates, Bobby has a tremendous bandwidth for information and policy,” said Jindal spokesperson Shannon Dirman. “He’s smart, has the backbone to do the right thing, and his experience has prepared him well for debates on any number of policy topics. If anyone thinks they can beat him in a debate I’d love to learn about it.”

Do they mean if anyone can beat him in a second-tier debate for rejects from the top tier debate?

Because at least in that one he has a chance of doing passably well.

Especially since his debate opponents are Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Carly Fiorina (who could actually kick his ass), Lindsey Graham (who probably won’t kick his ass), Jim Gilmore and George Pataki.

Please note: Here is Jindal pictured above with Trump hair. And no, it’s not real, but maybe it would help him in the polls.