Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo Dresses Up Like Bum, Delights Children, Is Slightly Less Of A Dick [VIDEO]

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably the greatest soccer player of his generation, but he’s also viewed as one of the biggest assholes currently walking the planet.

Maybe it’s the money. Maybe it’s the stable of international beauties he can’t seem to stay faithful to. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Whatever the reason, the fact remains that the sporting world holds Ronaldo in a very different regard than his on-field rival, Lionel Messi. Still, the stunt Cristiano just pulled in Madrid will go a long way toward changing many people’s perceptions of him, mine included.


From one Cristiano to another, I see ya.

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